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Somebody's Having a Party and I Wasn't Invited
Our neighbor Tim said it to me in the street, joking, with a hockey stick in his hand. Somebody's having a party and I wasn't invited. He knew he was welcome at our house any time. He said it anyway, because saying it was the only way he had to open the door. Adults do not invite themselves.
We Turned Off the Lights and Hid in the Bedroom on Halloween
There is no recorded instance of me regretting going out to the driveway. Not once. And I still argue with myself about it every week, which tells you something about how much that argument is actually worth listening to.